I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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