it's not cheating when I paid for it
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
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Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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