go do what you do best...puke behind churches
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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