No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
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