dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
It's not a walk of shame if you run
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
