also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
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Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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