oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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