She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Operation Purity has been aborted
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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