you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
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I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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