Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
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I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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