Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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