so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
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she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
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I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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