Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
