She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Your dad touched me again.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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