hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
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