I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Randomize
