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• (209): View more from California

  this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...

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  What?!

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  Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast

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