Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
just tell him i said nine months
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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