Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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