This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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