We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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