im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Come on in and take your pants off
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