The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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