Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
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Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
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I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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