loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
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Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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