What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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