We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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