So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
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My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I can't put those talents on a resume
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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