I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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