i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
no. you can't hotbox the world.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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