God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
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