I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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