You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
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As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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