yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
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Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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