so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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