if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
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