awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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