No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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