i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
how does that bad decision feel?
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