Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
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