My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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