You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
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I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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