WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
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How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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