Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
