I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
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This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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