I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
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this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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