Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
There's even glitter on my cock...
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