I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
this will be a night to untag.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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