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  My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  and she was petting her beer can

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.

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  i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day

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• (607): View more from New York

  Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.

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• (516): View more from New York

  the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Oh my god I need an adult

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  Wait shit I am an adult

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