is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You are a genius and a whore.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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