elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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