Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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