is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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