Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
You coming home soon, man?
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
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The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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